Wednesday

lesson 28: wallpaper isn't as harmless as you think

"Nuff said."

"Aw come on. You can't drop something like that and not explain."

"Yes, I can."

"That just isn't right. On the cusp of a juicy story and no details. You tease."

"Yep. What are you gonna do about it?"

"I'm going to keep bothering you about it is what."

"OK. I'll give you one word, and that's it. Wallpaper."

"Oh, that was helpful. What you got so drunk you started removing someone's wallpaper?"

"Nope. Not saying any more."

"How about... hey wait. You were working with an R&D department at the time, weren't you."

"Not saying any more."

"Desktop. You were the wallpaper. Someone took pictures of you drunk. Ahaaaa! I hope you were dressed."

"Yeeees! Of course. I can't believe you would even suggest that. No, it was just ... embarrassing."

"Well now you really should tell the whole story."

"Nope. Nuff said."

"Hard to imagine you doing something embarrassing. Shocker. So, what kind of picture are you going to use for this story?"

"Something tasteful. And sober."

"Ah. Maybe you are over-compensating. The picture kind of suggests that you got drunk with nuns in a monastery..."

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